Welcome to my website! Sit down, take off your hat, grab a macaron, and stay a while!
Today I got presents to "Liam's Abs, Inc." and Dahlia "Hitch" Adler and I love my friends so much I can't stop laughing. OFF TO LIGHT. BYE.
Shabbos is in a minute and my entire apartment smells like latkes and sorry you're not here for them but I will eat enough for all of you.
When you're trying to type "sorry" and your finger slips and manages to type a butcher knife emoji... 🔪